Came across my high school rollerblades the other day and didn't have the heart to throw them out. So instead of buying new, I replaced the wheels and bolts, upgraded the bearings, and cleaned out all the spiders inside.

They run really well, but I'll need to Jimmy together some ankle support out of Velcro strapping. Also, I need to lose roughly 120 lbs. so my heart won't try to explode out of my chest like in Alien.