FedEx is failing pretty hard this Christmas. I don't mind that they're super delayed (it totally makes sense), but lying about your customers is inexcusable. The message basically says, "Ugh! We went out of our way, but you didn't hold up your end up the bargain and simply answer your door."

Those absolute puds. We were here all day. In fact, we're here every day. This state is way too afraid to go outside, so of course there is someone home.